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q: how do you call a black priest
a: holy shit


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There was this beautiful female reporter who was
walking in an alley.
All of a sudden, a huge doberman jumped in front of
her.
the dog had the woman up against the wall. A man
passing by saw the dog. He jumped at the dog,
killing him instantly. The reporter promissed him a
front page story in the newspaper.
REPORTER: Wow you're so brave! I'll put in the newspaper:
German Man Saves Innocent lady from dog!
MAN: Oh no, I'm not german.
REPORTER: Ok... so how about: Amazing Arab saves
innocent lady from dog!
MAN: Oh no I'm not arab.
REPORTER: Ok then what are you?
MAN: I'm Jewish.
REPORTER: Ok I know what to put in the newspaper:
Jewish Bastard KILLS family pet!


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Your Mama is so fat that I can slap her leg and ride the
waves!


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Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the
midwest was fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and
banners. He turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moishe Plotnik's Laundry."

"Moishe Plotnik"? he wondered. "How does that fit in Chinatown?" So he
walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese
laundry. He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness
of the name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs
emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry". There were also
selections of Chinese souvenirs indicating the name alone had brought many
tourists into the shop.

The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take
back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who
thanked him for his purchase.

The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like
"Moishe Plotnik's Laundry?"

The old man answered, "Ahh . . . Everybody asks me that. It's the
name of the owner."

Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here?"

"It is me," replies the old man.

"Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a name like Moishe
Plotnik?"

"Is simple," said the old man. "Many, many years ago when I came to this
country, I was standing in line at the Documentation Center of
Immigration. The man in front of me was a Jewish gentleman from Poland. The lady
at the counter looked at him and said, 'What is your name?' He answered,
'Moishe Plotnik.'

"Then she looked at me and said, 'What is your name?' and I said,
'Sam Ting.'


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