q: how do you call a black priest a: holy shit Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 227 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was this beautiful female reporter who was walking in an alley. All of a sudden, a huge doberman jumped in front of her. the dog had the woman up against the wall. A man passing by saw the dog. He jumped at the dog, killing him instantly. The reporter promissed him a front page story in the newspaper. REPORTER: Wow you're so brave! I'll put in the newspaper: German Man Saves Innocent lady from dog! MAN: Oh no, I'm not german. REPORTER: Ok... so how about: Amazing Arab saves innocent lady from dog! MAN: Oh no I'm not arab. REPORTER: Ok then what are you? MAN: I'm Jewish. REPORTER: Ok I know what to put in the newspaper: Jewish Bastard KILLS family pet! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 106 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Your Mama is so fat that I can slap her leg and ride the waves! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 153 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the midwest was fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moishe Plotnik's Laundry." "Moishe Plotnik"? he wondered. "How does that fit in Chinatown?" So he walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese laundry. He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry". There were also selections of Chinese souvenirs indicating the name alone had brought many tourists into the shop. The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like "Moishe Plotnik's Laundry?" The old man answered, "Ahh . . . Everybody asks me that. It's the name of the owner." Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here?" "It is me," replies the old man. "Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik?" "Is simple," said the old man. "Many, many years ago when I came to this country, I was standing in line at the Documentation Center of Immigration. The man in front of me was a Jewish gentleman from Poland. The lady at the counter looked at him and said, 'What is your name?' He answered, 'Moishe Plotnik.' "Then she looked at me and said, 'What is your name?' and I said, 'Sam Ting.' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 63 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.