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Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.



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Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?

A: Because women won't shut up long enough
to build up pressure.


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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


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