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How can a polish lady change a high light bulb by sitting on her chair?
She can say :i will just sit here in the dark and die alone...
and someone will do it for her...


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Four Indians decided to immigrate to the USA.
They got to NYC and invested their money on opening a car work
shop, thinking it would bring them great profit.
WHY DIDNT IT BRING IN ANY MONEY?
they had leased an office on the 3rd floor of a building.
This frustrated them, so they got rid of their tools and opened
an indian cuisine restaurant.
WHY DIDNT IT BRING IN ANY MONEY?
they had forgotten to remove the sign 'car work shop'
from infront of the building.
This frustrated them even more, so they decided to go out and
buy a taxi cab. They drove around all over NYC.
WHY DIDNT IT BRING IN ANY MONEY?
All 4 of them were riding in the taxi, so no passengers stopped them.
At this point, the Indians started cursing the Pakis and decided they
would get rid of the taxi cab. they drove all the way
to a hilly area, and pushed the cab down a cliff.
WHY DIDNT IT FALL? very simple. teamwork.
two were pushing from the front..and two from the back!


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An English man,a Pakistani and a bangali had a bet:
who could stay the longest in the pig's room.
First went in the English man. he came out in a minute and said:
"pooh it stinks in there"
Next went in the pakistani. he did the same and said the same.
Last to go in was the bangali, yet when he went in the pigs
ran out instead.


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There was once a little boy called Michael who was
singing in the garden at the top of his voice 'The
Pakis have got all the houses, The Pakis have got all
the houses! His mother came out and said, 'Michael if
you want to sing something, Sing something religous.So
he sang, 'Jesus was born in a manger... COS THE PAKIS
HAVE GOT ALL THE HOUSES!!


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