How can a polish lady change a high light bulb by sitting on her chair? She can say :i will just sit here in the dark and die alone... and someone will do it for her... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 38 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Four Indians decided to immigrate to the USA. They got to NYC and invested their money on opening a car work shop, thinking it would bring them great profit. WHY DIDNT IT BRING IN ANY MONEY? they had leased an office on the 3rd floor of a building. This frustrated them, so they got rid of their tools and opened an indian cuisine restaurant. WHY DIDNT IT BRING IN ANY MONEY? they had forgotten to remove the sign 'car work shop' from infront of the building. This frustrated them even more, so they decided to go out and buy a taxi cab. They drove around all over NYC. WHY DIDNT IT BRING IN ANY MONEY? All 4 of them were riding in the taxi, so no passengers stopped them. At this point, the Indians started cursing the Pakis and decided they would get rid of the taxi cab. they drove all the way to a hilly area, and pushed the cab down a cliff. WHY DIDNT IT FALL? very simple. teamwork. two were pushing from the front..and two from the back! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An English man,a Pakistani and a bangali had a bet: who could stay the longest in the pig's room. First went in the English man. he came out in a minute and said: "pooh it stinks in there" Next went in the pakistani. he did the same and said the same. Last to go in was the bangali, yet when he went in the pigs ran out instead. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 93 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was once a little boy called Michael who was singing in the garden at the top of his voice 'The Pakis have got all the houses, The Pakis have got all the houses! His mother came out and said, 'Michael if you want to sing something, Sing something religous.So he sang, 'Jesus was born in a manger... COS THE PAKIS HAVE GOT ALL THE HOUSES!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 758 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.