A salesman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of the road. As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Indian gets in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?", asks the Indian. "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife", says the salesman. The Indian is silent for a moment then says, "Good trade" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 121 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. When an optimist sees a half glass, he says the glass is half full. When a pessimist sees a half glass, he says the glass is half empty. When a Canadian sees a half glass, he says, "WAITER!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 142 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was an englishman, a scotsman and a irishman! The Englishman says that he will stay in the haunted house for 1 night. So he goes in to the house and wakes up hearing "I'm comeing through the walls swinging my ball i'm gona get you", so then the Englishman ran out screaming. So then the Scotsman said that the Englishman was a whimp and that he will stay in the haunted house for 1 night. So, he goes in to the house and wakes up hearing "I'm comeing through the walls swinging my ball i'm gona get you". so then the Scotsman ran out screaming. Then the Irishman said that the 2 of them were pansies and said that he will stay in the haunted house for 1 night. So he goes in to the house and wakes up hearing "I'm comeing through the walls swinging my ball i'm gona get you". so then the Irishman replied "I'm comeing through the glass opening my ass i'm gona let ya" So then the ghost ran out screaming! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 85 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Jew comes to his mother and says: "I finaly met the girl of my dreams!" The mother answers: "Who is she?" The Jew gives her photos of different girls and tells his mother to guess. The mother looks around and eventualy picks one photo and says: "There, this little red hair." The Jew says: "But mom, how did you know?!?!" -"She was the one I liked the least." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 163 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.