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A salesman is driving toward home in northern
Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a
ride on the side of the road. As the trip had
been long and quiet, he stops the car and the
Indian gets in. After a bit of small talk, the
Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat.
"What's in the bag?", asks the Indian.
"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife",
says the salesman.
The Indian is silent for a moment then says,
"Good trade"


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When an optimist sees a half glass,
he says the glass is half full.
When a pessimist sees a half glass,
he says the glass is half empty.
When a Canadian sees a half glass,
he says, "WAITER!"


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There was an englishman, a scotsman and a irishman!
The Englishman says that he will stay in the haunted
house for 1 night. So he goes in to the house and
wakes up hearing "I'm comeing through the walls
swinging my ball i'm gona get you", so then the
Englishman ran out screaming.
So then the Scotsman said that the Englishman was
a whimp and that he will stay in the haunted house
for 1 night. So, he goes in to the house and wakes
up hearing "I'm comeing through the walls swinging
my ball i'm gona get you". so then the Scotsman ran
out screaming. Then the Irishman said that the 2 of
them were pansies and said that he will stay in the
haunted house for 1 night. So he goes in to the
house and wakes up hearing "I'm comeing through the
walls swinging my ball i'm gona get you". so then
the Irishman replied "I'm comeing through the glass
opening my ass i'm gona let ya" So then the ghost ran
out screaming!


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A Jew comes to his mother and says:
"I finaly met the girl of my dreams!"
The mother answers: "Who is she?"
The Jew gives her photos of different
girls and tells his mother to guess.
The mother looks around and eventualy
picks one photo and says: "There,
this little red hair."
The Jew says: "But mom, how did you
know?!?!"
-"She was the one I liked the least."


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