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A woman was very distraught at the
fact that she had not had a date or
any sex in quite some time. She was
afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the
medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see
a well-known Chinese sex therapist,
Dr.Chang, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room,
Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
you crose." The woman did as she was
told. "Now, get down and craw reery,
reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was
instructed. Dr.Chang then said,
"OK,now craw reery, reery fass back
to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook
his head slowly and said, "Your
probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary
Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat
why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously,
"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked
the woman in the eye and replied,
"Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."


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An Amish boy and his father were
visiting a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and
back together again. The boy asked
his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father [never having seen an
elevator] responded "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in
my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in
a wheel chair rolled up to the
moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched small circles
of lights with numbers above the
walls light up. They continued to
watch the circles light up in the
reverse direction. The walls opened
up again and a beautiful 24-year-old
woman stepped out. The father said
to his son, "Go get your mother."


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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an
Irishman were sitting in the pub
discussing families.
The talk turned to children and
each was surprised to find out
that they all had 14-year-old daughters.
The Englishman explained that his
problem was that he had found
cigarette butts under his daughter's bed,
“I didn't know she smoked,” was his lament.
The Frenchy then proclaimed that
he had found whiskey bottles under
his child's bed. “I was not aware
that she drank,” he moaned.
The Irishman was adamant that he
had the more pressing problem --
he had found condoms under his darling
daughter's bed.
“I didn't know she had a dick,” he wailed.



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An Egyptian man is walking through the
Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up
to him and offers to sell Viagra
(illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each.
How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife
is not worth it."



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