Q: what do an english man thats fart? A: british gas. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was an english man, irish man, and an indian man. All three of them had a dog and they were in the park and another man said to them: "I bet non of your dogs can run around this tree without stopping to go shit or piss". The english man siad: "My dog can", and he run around four times and stoped to piss. The irish man's dog did it too, his dog run around seven times and stoped to shit. Then the indian mans dog run around and around without stoping at all. So the other men asked: "How did your dog do that?" He said: That me not mad me not silly me tie not in doggys willy". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Your so dumb you got locked up in tesco's and died of starvation. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 108 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An elderly man emigrating to Israel was asked by a customs officer to open his suitcases. Inside the first bag were bundles of one dollar bills. "How did you acquire this money?" "You're not going to believe but for years I've traveled around the United States and everywhere I went I visited men's public rest rooms. Every time I found a man peeing I would take out my knife and tell the peeing man, 'Give me a dollar for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles'". "That's a very interesting story. And what's in your other bag?" "You wouldn't believe how many people don't support Israel." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 38 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.