A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head. With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 173 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A minister was feeling bored one Sunday and decided to take the day off from church. He told the assistant minister he wasn't feeling well and drove off. He stopped at a golf course about forty miles away (so that no one would know him.) Up in Heaven, the angels were talking. One said to Jesus, "Are you going to let him get away with that?" Jesus said, "No, I won't." The minister teed off on the first hole and suddenly, the wind picked up, blowing the ball right in the hole for a 420 yard hole-in-one. The angel looked at Jesus and said, "Why did you do that?" Jesus smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 132 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling. George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am". George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 205 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Father Flynn bought two bottles of rum while in St. John's. He left them on the back seat of his car while he visited and when he returned, one was missing. He exclaimed, "Well now, who was the black Protestant who stole my bottle of rum?" A friend asked, "Father, why do you think it was a Protestant?" the Father replied, "Bcause if it was a Catholic he'd have taken the both of them." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 70 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.