A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked every where they went!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 164 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This guy travels all over the world gathering information to write a book on various churches, at each church he notices a golden telephone on the wall with a sign saying $10,000. He asked the first priest why it was a $10,000 dollar call, and the priest said "My son that is the price to talk to God." Arriving in St. John's he again sees a golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 25 cents, finding the priest he ask why the call is so cheap, the priest replys, "My son, from here it is a local call." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 211 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a ship that was sailing to Paris and the assistant said there were to many people on the ship. The captain called everone on to the deck and said: "There are to many people on the ship so 3 people have to sacrifice for their country. First an American man came and said: "Yes, I will sacrifice for my country." Then he jumped overboard. Then a Chinese man came and said: "I will sacrifice for my country shing shang shong". Then he jumped overboard. No one came for 5 minutes. Then an Indian man came and said: "I will sacrifice for my country. Bharat Mata Ki Jai". Then he carried the Punjabi man that was next to him and threw him overboard. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 95 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The pastor shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from the church and moving to a drier climate. After the service, a very distraught lady came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Pastor Bob, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kind hearted pastor patted her hand and said "Now, now, Mary, don't carry on. The pastor who takes my place might be even better than me". "Yeah", she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, "That's what they said the last time too..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 44 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.