Q: What does a coke machine and Monica Lewinski have in common? A: They both say "Insert Bill here." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 256 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him, and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to start by kissing Eve." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what's a 'kiss'?" So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam then took Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged, and said, "Lord, that was enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'caress'?" So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam went again behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam said, "Lord, what's 'making love'?" So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam went to Eve, behind the bush. But this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'headache'?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 101 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the difference between President Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 171 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two of Bill's sperm were racing toward the cervix and the first one said: "How far do you think it is to the fallopian tubes?" The other one said "It can't be too far. I think we just passed the tonsils." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 71 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.