Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 89 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail." So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did. "I got 17 people to get off drugs," says the first guy. "Wow, how'd you do that?" asks the judge. "I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs." "Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs." "Wow. How'd you do that?" asked the judge. "Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 248 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem." The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area. "It's all cleared up!" the man reports when he returns. "But what was that medication you gave me?" "Lipstick remover." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 105 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.