Once apon a time there was a little boy named fred, and he went to his uncle's farmhouse. There, one day, he accompnies his uncle into the woods for hunting. HE loves it and decideds to come the next day as well. Next day he goes alone with a shotgun into the woods. He sees a bear, shoots at him and misses. The bear got angry and said : "You had your try, now let me have a shot at your ass." The Bear fucks the little boy. Angry, the little boy seeks to take revenge. Next day he comes with a machine gun and starts shooting at the bear; Just like last time, he misses. And just like last time, he has to pay for it. Angry more than ever, Fred takes all the guns he could master to the woods but still misses the bear. This time the bear tells FRED : "Hey bot, it doesn't seem you came here for hunting, heh ?" :) Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 187 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Roses are red Grass is green your legs are beautiful and in between. Don't be hasty Don't be nasty Because in the middle its very TASTY!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 189 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little boy went into the bath with his mom. His mom said "don't look up" but the boy looked up and said "Mommy, what's that ?" His mom replied "it's a forest". The next day the boy went into the bath with his dad. His dad said "don't look up" but the boy looked up and asked "Daddy, what's that?". His dad replied "it's a snake". The next day the boy went onto the bath with his grandmother. His grandmother said "don't look up" but the boy looked up and asked "grandma, what's that ?". His grandmother said "It is a net". The following night the boy went into his parent's bedroom, saw them having sex and screamed "grandma ,grandma ! get the net ,there's a snake in the forest!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 121 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. There are two flies on a lady's ass. One is a robber and the other is a drug addict. How do tell the difference? A. The robber's hiding behind the bush, and the drug addict is on the crack . Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 70 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.