A blonde and a brunette were watching the 9 o'clock news. The story was about a suicidal man ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette says to the blonde, "I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on, and gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 6 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 6 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 59 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were 11 models hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would tear apart and everyone would fall to their deaths. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off." all of the blondes started clapping. Problem solved. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. Why do blondes have square tits? A. Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 274 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde is stopped while driving and asked to get into the police car. They take her to the station and start explaining the scene of the crime. " you was in your car and ' i just wanna make love to you...' she stopped him and said, " i am not cheap. £40 is my going rate. I can do you all night if you want." " The policemen said i was talking about the music that was on in your car." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.