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Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane while landing?

A: The runway was only 30ft long, but a mile wide.


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Q: What is the difference between a whore,
a nimpho, and a blonde?

A: The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?",
The nimpho says, "Are you done?, ALREADY???"
And the blonde says, "Pink. I think I'll
paint the celling pink..."


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Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a realy bad day?

A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find
her pen.


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Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was behind it.


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