What does Pammela Anderson and pepsi have in common? They both come with plastic jugs Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 150 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 119 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three third graders were walking down the street: a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde. Which one had the best figure? The blonde - she was 18. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 131 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.'' She then wrote a note saying,''I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.