A doctor is walking down hospital hall toward his office, when he passes Mother Angelica walking very briskly while saying her rosary rather loudly. His associate, a Psychotherapist, comes around the next corner and he asks him about this. "Hey, what's with Mother Angelica? She was just hoofing down the hall and saying her rosary to beat the band." "Aw, I just told her she was pregnant." "My God, is she?" "No, of course not, but it sure cured her hiccups!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 23 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE ... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged The younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three friends decided to visit a prostitute : a whit e guy, a black guy, and a Jew. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay $10 an inch." When the white man comes back out his friends ask: "How much did she charge you?" "$65 dollars," said the first. The black guy goes in and returns with a fee of $95. The first two were proud of their prowess. The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two : "20 dollars", replies the Jew. The first two start laughing hysterically. "Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 45 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant. "Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited. "Don't be loud," said another, and so on. "And what rule do you parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy. without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.