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Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?

A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


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John: "What do you do for a living?"
George: "I pack parachutes."
John: "That`s not an easy job. How do you manage it?"
George: "Very well, I think.
No one`s ever complained about my work."


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Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an
intelligent man?

A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.


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Little Johnny: Mom, was I adopted?
Mother: "Yes, you were son,
but it didn`t work out and they brought you back."


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