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Observing a light across the water, the captain
instructed the other vessel to change her course.
The response: "Change your course ten degrees north."
Captain: "I am a captain, change your course
ten degrees south."
The reply: "I`m a seaman first class-
-change your course north."
Captain: "Change your course now. I`m on a battleship."
The Reply: "Change your course, sir - I`m in a lighthouse!"


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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer
and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket.


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By the time John arrived at the football game,
the first quarter was almost over.
George: "Why are you so late?".
John: "I had to toss a coin to decide between going
to church and coming to the game."
George: "How long could that have taken you?"
John: "Well, I had to toss it 81 times."


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My grandmother started walking five miles
a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.


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