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Q: Why is it unethical for lawyers to have sex with
their clients?

A: Because it`d mean being billed twice
for basically the same service.


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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips are moving.


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Observing a light across the water, the captain
instructed the other vessel to change her course.
The response: "Change your course ten degrees north."
Captain: "I am a captain, change your course
ten degrees south."
The reply: "I`m a seaman first class-
-change your course north."
Captain: "Change your course now. I`m on a battleship."
The Reply: "Change your course, sir - I`m in a lighthouse!"


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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer
and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket.


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