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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about
half an hour, and then she hung up.
Father: "Wow!, that was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
Girl: "Wrong number."



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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper?

A: He sold his soul to Santa.


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Q: What do you get if you cross a penis and a potato?

A: A dictator.


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Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?"
Little Johnny: "But I asked first!"


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