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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim
are already in America.


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Doctor: "You are very sick"
Patient: "Can I get a second opinion?"
Doctor: "Yes, you are very ugly too..."


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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about
half an hour, and then she hung up.
Father: "Wow!, that was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
Girl: "Wrong number."



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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper?

A: He sold his soul to Santa.


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