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Teacher: "Johnny, where were you born?"
Little Johnny: "I was born in California."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Little Johnny: "All of me."


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Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?

A: The cake jumps out of the girl.


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Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

A: Put a nipple on it.



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Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza
delivery boy have in common?

A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.



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