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Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

A: Put a nipple on it.



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Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza
delivery boy have in common?

A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.



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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim
are already in America.


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Doctor: "You are very sick"
Patient: "Can I get a second opinion?"
Doctor: "Yes, you are very ugly too..."


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