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Bob was confused about paying an invoice.
He had always hated Math, so, he asked his secretary
for some Mathematical help.
Bob: "If I were to give you $10,000 minus 10%,
how much would you take off?"

Secretary: "Everything but my earrings."



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George had just started his own firm.
He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished
with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into
the outer office.
Wishing to appear busy, George picked up the phone
and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor,
"Can I help you?" The man said,
"Sure. I've come to install the phone!"


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John and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge
that since she had brought the child into this world,
she should retain custody of him.
John also wanted custody of his children.
The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, John rose from his chair
and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending
machine and a Pepsi comes out,
does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"


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Q: What did the Traffic light say 2 the driver?

A: Turn around i'm changin...............


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