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John and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge
that since she had brought the child into this world,
she should retain custody of him.
John also wanted custody of his children.
The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, John rose from his chair
and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending
machine and a Pepsi comes out,
does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"


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Q: What did the Traffic light say 2 the driver?

A: Turn around i'm changin...............


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Q: How do you keep a moron confused?

A: Answer below




A: Answer above


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Q: Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll
give you love, affection, tenderness and understanding?
A: It means you're in the wrong house.


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