George had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, George picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 29 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. John and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of him. John also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, John rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What did the Traffic light say 2 the driver? A: Turn around i'm changin............... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you keep a moron confused? A: Answer below A: Answer above Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 115 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.