A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a chair on his porch. ý
Woman: ý"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look."
"What's your secret to a long, happy ýlife?" ý
ýMan: "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,
and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat ýfatty foods,
and never exercise." ý
Woman: ý"That's amazing, how old are you?' ý
ýMan: "Twenty-six,"
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Q: How do you repair your wifes' watch?
ý
A: There's no need to……there's a clock on the stove.ý
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Q: What does Kodak film and a condom have in common ?
A: They both capture that special moment.
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This frog, is frog, a frog, good frog, way frog,
to frog, keep frog, an frog, idiot frog, busy frog,
for frog, 20 frog, seconds frog!...
Now read without the word frog.
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