When Little Johnny got his exam paper back,
he saw a big red F staring back at him.
ýBilly: "Why did you get such a low mark on that ýtest?"
ýýJohnny: "Because of an absence,".
ýBilly: "You mean you were absent on the day of the test?".
ýJohnny: "I wasn't, but the kid who sits next to me was."ý
In the park there were two statues.
One day God said to the statues: "you have
ten minutes to do anything you want".
So one statue said to the other: "hold the bird down
while I shit on his head"
