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Q: What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?

A: A girl.



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Johny: "Momma, can i play with Grandma and Grandpa ?".

Mother: "Will you stop digging them up!!?"



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When Little Johnny got his exam paper back,
he saw a big red F staring back at him.
Billy: "Why did you get such a low mark on that test?"
Johnny: "Because of an absence,".
Billy: "You mean you were absent on the day of the test?".
Johnny: "I wasn't, but the kid who sits next to me was."



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In the park there were two statues.
One day God said to the statues: "you have
ten minutes to do anything you want".
So one statue said to the other: "hold the bird down
while I shit on his head"


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