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A woman prepares her will and makes her final arraignments.
As part of these arraignments she met with her
lawyer to talk about funeral service she wanted.
She told him she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomindales.
"Bloomindales!" the lawyer said. "Why Bloomindales?"
"That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week."


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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?

A: So men can understand them.


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One elderly lady asks another, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Who drives you to the beach?"


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A wife went to the police station with her neighbor
to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman: "I need his description".

Wife: "He's 30 years old, 6 foot 4, dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds."

The neighbor (protested): "Your husband is
5 foot 4 inches, chubby and bald."

Wife: "Yes, but who wants him back!!!"



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