Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? A: So men can understand them. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 89 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One elderly lady asks another, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A wife went to the police station with her neighbor to report that her husband was missing.ý The policeman: "I need his description". ý Wife: "He's 30 years old, 6 foot 4, dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 ýpounds." ý The neighbor (protested): "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby and bald." ý Wife: "Yes, but who wants him back!!!"ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Wife entered the kitchen and found her husband stalking around the room with a fly ýswatter. ý Wife: "What are you doing?".ý Husband: "I'm hunting flies,".ý Wife (amused): "Have you killed any?" ýHusband: "Yep, two males and three females,". ýWife: "How can you tell?" ýHusband: "Two were on a beer can, three were on the phone,".ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.