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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?

A: So men can understand them.


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One elderly lady asks another, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Who drives you to the beach?"


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A wife went to the police station with her neighbor
to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman: "I need his description".

Wife: "He's 30 years old, 6 foot 4, dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds."

The neighbor (protested): "Your husband is
5 foot 4 inches, chubby and bald."

Wife: "Yes, but who wants him back!!!"



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Wife entered the kitchen and found her husband
stalking around the room with a fly swatter.

Wife: "What are you doing?".
Husband: "I'm hunting flies,".
Wife (amused): "Have you killed any?"
Husband: "Yep, two males and three females,".
Wife: "How can you tell?"
Husband: "Two were on a beer can,
three were on the phone,".



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