George used to come home very late and very drunk.
His wife decided to ýteach him a lesson,
so she dressed up like Satan and hid in the dark
to scare ýhim when he got home. ý
When he finally came stumbling across the lawn,
his wife jumped out in front ýof him and howled.
He just looked at her and slurred,
"You don't scare me; ýI'm married to your sister!"ý
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Wife: "You know, honey, without your glasses
you look like the same ýhandsome young
man I married."
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Husband: "Honey without my glasses,
you still look pretty good too!"ý
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A police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ý
Motorist: "But officer, I can explain." ý
Officer: "Just be quiet, or I'm going to let you
cool off in jail until the chief gets back!" ý
Motorist: "But officer, I just wanted to say...." ý
Officer: "And I said keep quiet!
Now you're going to jail!" ý
A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner,ý
Officer:"lucky for you that the chief's
at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he ýgets back." ý
Motorist: "Don't count on it, I'm the groom." ý
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An 90 year old man came to his doctor and
asked for "a half dose of Viagra."
His doctor asked, "Why only a half a dose?"
He replied, "I only need enough to stop
peeing on my shoes!"
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