A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage ýof a train. ý In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully ýcold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." ý The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're ýmarried." ý ý"Why not," giggles the man. ý ý"Good! Now go get your own darn blanket then, honey!"ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do men define marriage? ý A: A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 96 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Jim walks into a supermarket and buys: ý1 bar of soap,1 toothbrush,1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk,1 frozen dinnerý. Cashier: "You must be single!" ý Jim:(sarcastically): "Gee, how did you guess?" ý Cashier: "You're really ugly!!!"ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 13 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. First robber: ''What are you in for?'' ý Second robber: ''I'm here for something I did not do!'' ý First robber: ''So you are innocent? What did you not do?'' Second robber: ''I did not run fast enough!'' ý Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 8 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.