Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the whole world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 96 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety flavored lifesavers. Teacher: "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," The children managed to identify the taste of cherries, melons and mint, but no one could identify the honey flavoured lifesavers. Teacher: "I'll give you a hint, It's something your Daddy and Mommy call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and screamed, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 653 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Math Teacher: Koby, if you put your hand in one pocket and found 50 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 75 cents, what would you have? Koby: I'd have somebody else's pants on! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.