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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy



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One day, the teacher brought in a great
variety flavored lifesavers.
Teacher: "Children, I'd like you to close
your eyes and taste these,"
The children managed to identify the taste
of cherries, melons and mint, but no one
could identify the honey flavoured lifesavers.
Teacher: "I'll give you a hint, It's something
your Daddy and Mommy call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver
out of his mouth and screamed,
"Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"



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Math Teacher: Koby, if you put your hand
in one pocket and found 50 cents,
then you put your other hand in your other pants
pocket and found 75 cents, what would you have?
Koby: I'd have somebody else's pants on!



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A blind man was standing on the corner with his
dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on his leg.
The man reached in his pocket and took out
a doggie biscuit. A passer-by who had been watching
ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that.
He'll never learn anything if you reward him
when he does something like that!".
The blind man replied, "I'm not rewarding him.
I'm just trying to find his mouth so
I can kick him in the ass!"



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