3 mad men run away from the madhouse.
The first one gets to the gate and crawls so the guard will not notice
but the guard heared something and asket: "Who is it?"
The mad man did Miau , Miau , and the guard said to himself
"it only a cat"
The second mad man came crawlling to the gate and Miaued , so the guard was sure it's an
other cat.
The last mad man came all the way to the gate walking , got to the guard and said:
"i am a cat too" , so the guard opened the gate for him...
Mircka, a polish girl tell her husband after they had a big fight:
Mircka: Vladek , i am leaving to America.
Vladek: Why ? what will you do in America?
Mircka: They say in America you can get 200$ every time you fuck.
Vladek: well let's see you get along the whole year with 200$...