3 frogs sit by the pond. First frog goes : "Qua Qua" Second frog goes: "Qua Qua" Third frog goes: "Qua Qua Qua" First fron takes out a rifle and kills the third frog. Second frog to first frog: "why did you do that?" Third frog : "she knew too much" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 45 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. 3 Bears get back home from the wood. Father Bear: "some one had my porridge..." Mother Bear: "some one had my porridge and little bear's porridge too..." Little Bear: "The hell with the porridge , they took the VCR..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 154 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Blonde is sitting in the first class in the front of the plane. She is told the first 5 seats are first class and she should go to the back. The Blonde replied: "I am Blonde , intelligent and i am on my way to London in this very seat" The first officer came and told her it was a seat for someone who paid a lot for it and she should go to her seat at the back but he too got that answer: "I am Blonde , intelligent and i am on my way to London in this very seat" The staff called the pilot who whispered a few words in her ear and got her up and at the back in no time. when the plane landed the staff asked the pilot: "what did you tell her?" The pilot: "i told her the first 5 seats are going to Iraq and the rest of the plane to London..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 44 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. # mad men wanted to run away from the madhouse so they make a plan: If we find the fence is high we will dig under it. If we find the fence is low we can jump over it. If we find no fence we can't run away Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 157 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.