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# mad men wanted to run away from the madhouse so they make a plan:
If we find the fence is high we will dig under it.
If we find the fence is low we can jump over it.
If we find no fence we can't run away


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3 mad men run away from the madhouse.
The first one gets to the gate and crawls so the guard will not notice
but the guard heared something and asket: "Who is it?"
The mad man did Miau , Miau , and the guard said to himself
"it only a cat"
The second mad man came crawlling to the gate and Miaued , so the guard was sure it's an
other cat.
The last mad man came all the way to the gate walking , got to the guard and said:
"i am a cat too" , so the guard opened the gate for him...


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What did the big mobile say to the little mobile.

your to young to get engaged.


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A polish Lady go to the doctor
P. W.: "doctor , i think the calcium is running away from my boddy"
Doctor: "well i can understand him , i would..."


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