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3 Bears get back home from the wood.
Father Bear: "some one had my porridge..."
Mother Bear: "some one had my porridge and little bear's porridge too..."
Little Bear: "The hell with the porridge , they took the VCR..."


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A Blonde is sitting in the first class in the front of the plane.
She is told the first 5 seats are first class and she should go to the back.
The Blonde replied: "I am Blonde , intelligent and i am on my way to London in this very
seat"
The first officer came and told her it was a seat for someone who paid a lot for it and
she should
go to her seat at the back but he too got that answer:
"I am Blonde , intelligent and i am on my way to London in this very seat"
The staff called the pilot who whispered a few words in her ear and got her up and at the
back in no time.
when the plane landed the staff asked the pilot: "what did you tell her?"
The pilot: "i told her the first 5 seats are going to Iraq and the rest of the plane to
London..."


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# mad men wanted to run away from the madhouse so they make a plan:
If we find the fence is high we will dig under it.
If we find the fence is low we can jump over it.
If we find no fence we can't run away


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3 mad men run away from the madhouse.
The first one gets to the gate and crawls so the guard will not notice
but the guard heared something and asket: "Who is it?"
The mad man did Miau , Miau , and the guard said to himself
"it only a cat"
The second mad man came crawlling to the gate and Miaued , so the guard was sure it's an
other cat.
The last mad man came all the way to the gate walking , got to the guard and said:
"i am a cat too" , so the guard opened the gate for him...


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