Q: How do you call a beautiful girl in poland ? A: A tourist Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A polish boy comes home with 3 girls and asks his mother: Mom , one of thr three will be my future wife , guess who ? some 10 minutes later he asks her again and she points at the one inthe middle. O.K. he sais , but how did you know ? I could not stand her from the first moment. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 31 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. a polish man comes to his friend and asks: did you hear of the new ice cube? an ice cube with a hole in the center? The friend answers: what is new about it . i am married to one for over 30 years Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 87 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. a woman runs in th the police station :"I was raped by a polish man" How do you know he was polish asks the policeman ? I had to tell him how.... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 49 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.