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A polish woman tell her husband: jo , we must put up curtains in our bedroom window.
why her husband asks ?
Yesterday i got undreased and the man next door saw my tits.
He saw your tits? do not worry , he will put on curtains in no time...


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A blond calles her boy friend and asks him :Rick , Rick , come quick , i need your help.
i got a new pazel and i can't find the way to start it, i have been sitting on it the
whole day and could not find two
pieces that fit. come see for your self.
O.K. Rick said and headed home.
half an hour later he gets home and the blind showes him the parts sread on the table.
Rick takes a deep breath and answers: sorry honey , i can not help , let's have a coffy
and calm down and then i will help you put all the cornflakes pieces back in the box


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A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She
remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you
ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow
and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and
she started to follow it. She followed the plow for
about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her
what she was doing. She explained that her dad had
told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow
a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done
with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can
follow me over to K-Mart.''



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two shoe sales men are sent to Afrika to find new business.
A week later they call the office all exited:
the first to talk declared: they all walk barefooted - no work for us here.
the second to talk declared: none of them have shoes - grate potential for us


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