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Two Jewish mothers meet and talk in the park.
one asks the other :How are things with you?
The other one answers : "it was bad , very bad but now it is better"
What was so bad ?
I found out my son was gay.
and how did it improve to be better?
He went out on a date with a doctor...


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A polish woman tell her husband: jo , we must put up curtains in our bedroom window.
why her husband asks ?
Yesterday i got undreased and the man next door saw my tits.
He saw your tits? do not worry , he will put on curtains in no time...


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A blond calles her boy friend and asks him :Rick , Rick , come quick , i need your help.
i got a new pazel and i can't find the way to start it, i have been sitting on it the
whole day and could not find two
pieces that fit. come see for your self.
O.K. Rick said and headed home.
half an hour later he gets home and the blind showes him the parts sread on the table.
Rick takes a deep breath and answers: sorry honey , i can not help , let's have a coffy
and calm down and then i will help you put all the cornflakes pieces back in the box


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A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She
remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you
ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow
and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and
she started to follow it. She followed the plow for
about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her
what she was doing. She explained that her dad had
told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow
a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done
with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can
follow me over to K-Mart.''



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