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A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She
remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you
ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow
and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and
she started to follow it. She followed the plow for
about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her
what she was doing. She explained that her dad had
told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow
a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done
with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can
follow me over to K-Mart.''



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two shoe sales men are sent to Afrika to find new business.
A week later they call the office all exited:
the first to talk declared: they all walk barefooted - no work for us here.
the second to talk declared: none of them have shoes - grate potential for us


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Q: How can you know when a sales person tells you a lie ?
A: His lips move


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Adam came to god and asked for something to fuck at night
so god gave him eve
next adam asked god for something he could fuck at day time
so god gave him a mistress
next adam asket god for some thing that will fuck him day and night
so god created Windows


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