Two Jewish mothers meet and talk in the park. one asks the other :How are things with you? The other one answers : "it was bad , very bad but now it is better" What was so bad ? I found out my son was gay. and how did it improve to be better? He went out on a date with a doctor... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 52 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A polish woman tell her husband: jo , we must put up curtains in our bedroom window. why her husband asks ? Yesterday i got undreased and the man next door saw my tits. He saw your tits? do not worry , he will put on curtains in no time... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 249 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blond calles her boy friend and asks him :Rick , Rick , come quick , i need your help. i got a new pazel and i can't find the way to start it, i have been sitting on it the whole day and could not find two pieces that fit. come see for your self. O.K. Rick said and headed home. half an hour later he gets home and the blind showes him the parts sread on the table. Rick takes a deep breath and answers: sorry honey , i can not help , let's have a coffy and calm down and then i will help you put all the cornflakes pieces back in the box Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 55 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.'' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 44 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.