How can a polish lady change a high light bulb by sitting on her chair?
She can say :i will just sit here in the dark and die alone...
and someone will do it for her...
An English man,a Pakistani and a bangali had a bet:
who could stay the longest in the pig's room.
First went in the English man. he came out in a minute and said:
"pooh it stinks in there"
Next went in the pakistani. he did the same and said the same.
Last to go in was the bangali, yet when he went in the pigs
ran out instead.
A girl asks her mom : mom , why did you divorce dad?
mom : when you grow up you will find out.
One day the girl looks at her mothers ID and comes back
to her : mom , now i know why you divorced dad,
i found it in your ID , you had an "F" in sex.
