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An English man,a Pakistani and a bangali had a bet:
who could stay the longest in the pig's room.
First went in the English man. he came out in a minute and said:
"pooh it stinks in there"
Next went in the pakistani. he did the same and said the same.
Last to go in was the bangali, yet when he went in the pigs
ran out instead.


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A girl asks her mom : mom , why did you divorce dad?
mom : when you grow up you will find out.
One day the girl looks at her mothers ID and comes back
to her : mom , now i know why you divorced dad,
i found it in your ID , you had an "F" in sex.



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Q: why did the husband order a pizza for
his pregnant wife?
A: they were doing a free delivery


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A man in a shoping mall comes running towards a beautiful
woman & asks:
Man: "will you please talk to me?".
Woman "why should I."
man: "I can not find my wife but whenever I talk
to a beautiful women she allways appears in seconds"



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