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Q: why did the husband order a pizza for
his pregnant wife?
A: they were doing a free delivery


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A man in a shoping mall comes running towards a beautiful
woman & asks:
Man: "will you please talk to me?".
Woman "why should I."
man: "I can not find my wife but whenever I talk
to a beautiful women she allways appears in seconds"



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Two donkies meet on the road
1ST DONKEY: why are you standing near this house?
2ND DONKEY: I heared a women shout to her daughter:
"if you don't work in this house i will marry you with a donky!"




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0ne young boy went in to an other city to look for a job.
Once he got a job he wrote his father a letter to say he
has received a job and to ask him to kindly send his wife over.
His father had very poor english so he asked his neighbour
for some help with the meaning of the word "wife".
The neighbour replied: "wife" means "shawl", your son asked
for his shawl to wear due to the cold season.
The father remembered the son's shawl was cut by a mouse,
so he asked the neighbour to send his own shawl and add a note:
"Dear son , your wife is out of order please use my wife".



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