Q: what does the W in "George W.Bush" stand for ? A: Wick'ed Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 143 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. once an English man ,an Irish man and a Scotish man came to cave. in the cave was a table and on the table was a 5 pound note the English man went in and tried to get the note he was about to get it when a voice came and said: 'i am the ghost of mable and that note stays on the table' the English man screamed and ran out. the Irish man came in and tried to get the note and once again the voice came and said: 'i am the ghost of mable and that note stays on the table ' the irish man screamed and ran out. then , the Scotish man came in and tried to get the note and once again the voice came and said ' i am the ghost of mable and that note stays on the table ' then the Scotish man said: 'i am the ghost of socket nd that note goes in my pocket' and ran out with the note. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. 3 children wanted to go on the magic slide as it made your wishes come true. the first child went and wished for 1 bag of gold and he got it. the 2nd child went and wished for 2 bags of gold and he got them. the 3rd child went and said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and he got it Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Shit , Shut up and Manners are the names of 3 blond guy's. They all went in a jeep to the town's Main Street, Shit fell off the Jeep and Shut up went to the police to testify The police officer said: "what's your name?" A: Shut up. The police officer said "i'm asking you one more time what's your name?" A: Shut up! The police officer asked :where are your manners?? A: Oh picking up Shit at Main Street. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.