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Shit , Shut up and Manners are the names of 3 blond guy's.
They all went in a jeep to the town's Main Street,
Shit fell off the Jeep and Shut up went to the police to testify
The police officer said: "what's your name?"
A: Shut up.
The police officer said "i'm asking you one more time
what's your name?"
A: Shut up!
The police officer asked :where are your manners??
A: Oh picking up Shit at Main Street.


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a very old man from mainland china called "ro old to"
married a very young girl called "to young to"
in some months they had a baby boy.
Q: how did thet call name the boy ?
A: "HOW COME YOU COME"....


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Q:WAT IS IN COMMON BETWEEN a MEN AND a VIDEO CASSETE.
A:BOTH GO FORWARD BACKWARD-FORWARD BACKWARD ,STOP & EJECT


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jack and jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a bucket of water
but clumsy jack
fell on jill's back
and now they have a daughter!


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