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Q: What did the Zen-master say to the New York City
hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.


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Q: How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to
splinters.


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"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed
55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that
makes me look that old."


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Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to
a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman.
"Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?",
asked the policeman.
Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around
him and said: "No, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer".
The second followed his lead and said: "My name is
William, W H Smith".
The third said: "My name is Ken...Tucky Fried Chicken."


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