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Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to
a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman.
"Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?",
asked the policeman.
Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around
him and said: "No, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer".
The second followed his lead and said: "My name is
William, W H Smith".
The third said: "My name is Ken...Tucky Fried Chicken."


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The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."


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Q: How many Windows support staff does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Well, we have an exact copy of your bulb here,
and it works fine. Did you check your CONFIG.SYS?


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Q: How many cops does it take to change light bulb?
A: Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and
one to say "Show's over, nothing left to see here,
folks, move along."


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