Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to
a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman.
"Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?",
asked the policeman.
Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around
him and said: "No, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer".
The second followed his lead and said: "My name is
William, W H Smith".
The third said: "My name is Ken...Tucky Fried Chicken."