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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway



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What would you get if you crossed a hot-air balloon with a ghost? --High spirits.



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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?



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Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the
stove and refrigerator.



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