Q: What do whales eat? A: Fish and ships. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 160 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore, and he denied it. When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says, "Hi, Honey. Notice anything different about me today?" "Oh, I don't know. You got your hair done." "Nope, try again." "Oh, uh, you bought a new dress." "Nope, keep trying." "You got your nails done." "Nope, try again." "I give up, I'm too tired to play 20 questions." "I'm wearing a gas mask!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What happened when 500 hares got loose on the main street? A: The police had to comb the area. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.