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Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He
says, "No, our house isn't blue."



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Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?



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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a woman? Because when it's time to
go back to childhood, he's already there. 



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Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon, a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into
nylon



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