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Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the
stove and refrigerator.



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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.



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Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the
bathroom.



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Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? At least then they would get
a little attention every 6 months or 50,000 miles.



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