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What flower is in between your nose and your chin? Two lips!


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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us
we're schizophrenic?


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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it
is self-defense.


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Q: Why did George W. Bush snort a whole packet of Sweet-n-Low? A: He thought it was Diet
Coke!


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