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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it
is self-defense.


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Q: Why did George W. Bush snort a whole packet of Sweet-n-Low? A: He thought it was Diet
Coke!


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If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?


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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


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