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Disney Joke:
MIckie Mouse appied for a divorce from Minnie.
At court the judge asks: Mr' Mouse, I see you are asking for a divorce
because you say your wife was actting wierd.
Mickey sais: YOur honor, I didnt say she was acting wierd, I said "She was fucking Goofy"


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Why Six is afraid of seven ?
Because Seven Eight Nine



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The angry wife met her husband at the door.

There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in
here at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."


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A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's
vagina.

The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made
a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with
forceps.

He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating
her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion.
"if neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some
honey and mounted the woman.

The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several
long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."


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