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Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from
that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
love kids and help with the housework." Wow! said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's
more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh,
mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor
they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are impossible to please!"



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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked a little boy about his family trip.

"We visited my grandmother in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," he replied.

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

The student, obviously flustered, thought a moment and then said, "Actually, we went to
Ohio."


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A little boy went to dine with his parents at the home of an elderly gentleman.

After watching the old man bow his head and speak in a soft voice, the boy asked his
mother, "What did Mr. Smith say to his plate?"


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There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date.

Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about ready she put
on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night,and the Amish still ride in buggies.


Her mother asked, "why are you wearing gloves?" She continued by saying that it wasn't
lady like to wear gloves.

The Girl said to her mother, "its suppose to be cold tonight, what do I do with my hands
if they get cold?"

Her mother replied. "just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get warm." So
the girl agreed.

Her date picked her up and they went on their way.

On their way home her hands got cold, so following her mother's orders, she stuck her
hands between her knees.

Her date looked over and said, "what on earth do you have your hands between your legs
for?"

She replied, " my mother told me that if my hands got cold, to stick them between my legs
to get them warm."

Her date said to her, " well my dick is frozen solid do you care if I stick it between
your legs to get it warm?"

The girl said, "well I don't see any harm in it." So he did.

After returning home from her date she asked her mother," What do you know about them
there dicks?"

Her mother said, "Why what do you know about dicks?"

The girl looked at her mother and said, "All I know is that when they thaw out they make
an awful mess!"


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