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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe
and they proceed to get blitzed.
The giraffe drinks so much it passes
out on the floor. The man gets up and
heads for the door to leave when the
bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave
that lyin' there!" The drunk replies,
"That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."


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A woman walks into a bar with her
5 pound Chihuahua and sits down
next to this guy, whom she notices
is feeling a little bit queasy.
A few minutes go buy and the guy
looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little
dog struggling in a pool of vomit
and says, "Whoa, I don't remember
eating that!"


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Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay
they would be bagels!



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Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.



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