A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money" the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money. so in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 636 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 567 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 530 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 130 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.