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An elephant and a crocodile were swimming
in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a
turtle sunning himself on a rock.
The elephant walks over to the turtle,
picks him up in his trunk and hurls him
far into the jungle.
"What did you do that for?" asks the crocodile.
The elephant answers, "That turtle was the
one that bit me almost fifty years ago."
The crocodile says, "And you remembered him
after all these years? Boy, you sure do
have a good memory."
"Yep," says the elephant. "I have turtle recall."



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Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you mommy?"



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Deep within a forest, a little
turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort, he reached
the top, jumped into the air
waving his front legs and crashed
to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly
climbed the tree again, jumped,
and fell to the ground. The turtle
tried again and again, while a
couple of birds sitting on a
branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned
to her mate.
"Dear" she chirped, "I think
it's time to tell him he's adopted."



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A koala walks into a bar one night,
slams his paw down on the table,
and orders a drink. When he's done,
slam goes his paw again for more.
This goes on for about half an hour,
and just when he was going to do
it again, the barkeep told him if
he was looking for a good time,
there was some one in the back room
who could help him, the koala decides
why not and goes into the back room.
There he meets a prostitute who is
waiting for him. That night he has
the best sex he has ever had.
After the prostitute turns to the
koala and says, "How about my money"
the koala looked confused and the
prostitute brought out a dictionary
and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.
so in response the koala turn to the
definition for the koala and it says.
KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.



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