To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Sincerely, The Cat Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 406 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle. "What did you do that for?" asks the crocodile. The elephant answers, "That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago." The crocodile says, "And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory." "Yep," says the elephant. "I have turtle recall." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 652 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A: "Is that you mommy?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 614 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear" she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 753 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.