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Q: What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

A: Take it for a drag


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Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught
them to hunt ?

A: "Don't go over the road till you see
the zebra crossing."


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Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?

A: Smack a lion !


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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat ?

A: When your a mouse !


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