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Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit cards.



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Q: What animal hibernates standing on its head?

A: Yoga Bear.


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Q: What looks like half a cat ?

A: The other half !


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Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

A: Chairman Miaow !


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