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Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

A: An elephant can have fleas
but a flea can't have elephants !


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Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A: A headbanger !


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Q: What do you give a sick bird ?

A: Tweetment !


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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A: A bird that talks in morse code !


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