Q: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? A: Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 114 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat? A: Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two dogs were walking down the street. Dog 1: "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street. Dog 2: "What was that about?" Dog 1: "I was just checking my messages." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, munching on a lettuce leaf. Lady: "What are you doing in there?". Rabbit: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?". Lady: "Uh, yes." Rabbit: "Well, I'm westing". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 29 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.