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a woman runs in th the police station :"I was raped by a polish man"
How do you know he was polish asks the policeman ?
I had to tell him how....


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Two Jewish mothers meet and talk in the park.
one asks the other :How are things with you?
The other one answers : "it was bad , very bad but now it is better"
What was so bad ?
I found out my son was gay.
and how did it improve to be better?
He went out on a date with a doctor...


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A polish woman tell her husband: jo , we must put up curtains in our bedroom window.
why her husband asks ?
Yesterday i got undreased and the man next door saw my tits.
He saw your tits? do not worry , he will put on curtains in no time...


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a man is out buying a condom and he realises there are
3 types a red one a blue one and a metal one he only
has enough for the blue one so he buys it and goes
back to his house.
that night the mans condom bursts and his wife
becomes pregnant so 9 months later they have a boy.
The boy has blue eyes.
when he becomes 6 he asks his dad: "why are my eyes blue?"
The father answers: "Let me put it this way, if i had a bit more
money you would be a robo cop"


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